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- - - YES YOUR FAVORITE GODS ARE BACK TO REGURGITATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT WARE ENTITLED * POWER DRIFT USA VERSION * FROM SEGA!! CRACKED BY THE ONE AND ONLY BEERGOD OF THE STUDLY * SIKE * !!! I WOULD THINK MIRAGE WOULD PUT OUT THE GAME AS A WHOLE SIDE IF THEY COULD CRACK IT!! BHAHA THE GODS OF SIKE ARE : BEERGOD * MUFF DIVER * AND THE RITZ CRACKER!! ILL TELL YA WHAT MIRAGE, YOU GIVE US A BBS AND MAYBE ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO CRACK!!! - I MEAN YOU GOTZ LIKE OVER 80 BOARDS! SHIT!! - KALL THE VMB AT 1800-GOD-SIKE! THEY ASKED ME, BEERGOD WHY ARE YOU SOOO GOOD?!? AND I HUMBLY REPLIED, CUZ IM FUCKING DRUNK!!!! LATERZZZ BEERGOD/SIKE PASSING OUT! - POOF, I THREW UP... - GREETZ TO THEZE DUDEZ: KFI * LRU * DUH * ARG * JTCG * BDA AND THE REST OF THE OTHER KEWL LAME GROOPZ OUT THERE... EXCEPT THAT FAT OLD MAN WHO WEARS A FUNKY LAME HAT!! - SIKE ROCKS THE FUCKIN HOUSE!! - KH - YOU CAN GET OFF YOUR KNEES NOW! - SIKE - -
ED ON NOVEMBER 3RD IN THE YEAR OF OUR KE AO - L YES THE REAL GODZ OF * SIKE * ARE BACK AGAIN TO TORTURE YOU ONCE MORE AFTER A VERY LONG BLACK OUT! (ALMOST A YEAR!) - THIS TIME ITZ - PREDATOR 2++ THE USA VERSION - FROM KONAMI WAS CRACKED AND TRAINED BY THE ONE AND ONLY - BEERGOD - AND ORIGINAL SUPPLIED BY ZEEK THE FLAVOR FREAK, RELEASED ON NOVEMBER 3RD IN THE YEAR OF OUR KEG 1991!!! THE INTOXICATED MASTERFUL DESTROYERZ OF * SIKE * ARE: BEERGOD, MUFF DIVER, THE RITZ KRACKER, LIQUID GUMBY, KRACK-BABY AND THE NEWEST GOD TO JOIN SIKE: ALF!!! GREETINZ TO: LRU, WICKED, CHINA SYNDROME, TDK & THE BURP BOYZ... SIKE - WE OWN YOU!!! - AVXUNLIMITED AMMO? - PJQHV]WTCSKRF!EYUOI/"L^[ - (&$" ^/ZXVTRPNLJHFDB - PJQHV]WTCSKRF!EYUOI/"L^[ - (&$" ^/ZXVTRPNLJHFDB -
E - - - NO IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, JUST YET!! THE GODS OF ( SIKE ) ARE BACK AGAIN TO HAUNT YOU ONCE MORE WITH ( TURBO OUTRUN++USA ) FROM SEGA. CRACKED, LEVEL PACKED AND TRAINED BY BEERGOD AND THE RITZ CRACKER ON MARCH 1ST.1990!!! MIRAGE YOUR JUST TOO SLOW!! THE GODS OF SIKE ARE : BEERGOD - MUFF DIVER - THE RITZ CRACKER... CALL OUR HQ, OHH WE DONT HAVE ONE, MAYBE MIRAGE WILL DONATE ONE TO US SINCE THEY HAVE SO DAMNED MANY!! HAHAHA!!! DAMN, WE ARE GODS!!! WHEN ASKED WHY WE DO THIS, WE HUMBLY REPLIED : SIMPLY CUZ WE CAN................... BEERGOD/SIKE OUTTA HERE... POOF! I FARTED.... - WE SEND CASES OF BEER AND PRETZELS TO THESE DUDES : KFI (YO EXTRA KRISPY!) * LRU * DUH (HAWAIIAN ODDYSSEY WAS KEWL) * JOHN TRAVOLTA CRACKING GROUP * BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE * BEER DRINKERS OF AMERICA (BDA) * AND ALL CONFUSED AND DRUNK PEOPLE EVERYWARE!!!! SIKE KIX ASS!!! - KH - ,NO IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, JUST YET!! - THE GODS OF ( SIKE ) ARE BACK AGAIN TO HAUNT YOU ONCE MORE WITH ( TURBO OUTRUN++USA ) FROM SEGA. CRACKED, LEVEL PACKED AND TRAINED BY BEERGOD AND THE RITZ CRACKER ON MARCH 1ST.1990 - ;MIRAGE YOUR JUST TOO SLOW!! - >THE GODS OF SIKE ARE : BEERGOD - MUFF DIVER - THE RITZ CRACKER - CALL OUR HQ, OHH WE DONT HAVE ONE, MAYBE MIRAGE WILL DONATE ONE TO US SINCE THEY HAVE SO DAMNED MANY!! HAHAHA - 1DAMN, WE ARE GODS - WHEN ASKED WHY WE DO THIS, WE HUMBLY REPLIED : SIMPLY CUZ WE CAN - .9 BEERGOD/SIKE OUTTA HERE - .POOF! I FARTED - WE SEND CASES OF BEER AND PRETZELS TO THESE DUDES : KFI (YO EXTRA KRISPY!) * LRU * DUH (HAWAIIAN ODDYSSEY WAS KEWL) * JOHN TRAVOLTA CRACKING GROUP * BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE * BEER DRINKERS OF AMERICA (BDA) * AND ALL CONFUSED AND DRUNK PEOPLE EVERYWARE -